58 words Happy Birthday to the most funny wife

Birthdays only come once a year and it's a day for everyone to feel special. This is even more special with your beloved half. If your wife's birthday is coming up, the following funny and lovely birthday wishes will be a tool for you to express your love and mark the wonderful moments in her life.

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Funny happy birthday wishes for wife

1. New age eat full and grow up quickly, money is full of house, chickens are full of coop.

2. I wish you were the hot sun on a tropical depression day, let me dry clothes….

3. Wish you were a stream in hot sunny days, let me ... wash my feet to cool.

4. In general, you are something indispensable in this life, although simple but very important.

5. Happy birthday to my queen. If you collect all your monthly salary, you can buy gifts yourself.

6. Happy Birthday to you, dear wife! Wish you always healthy and a solid support for my father and son!

7. Wishing him a new year of becoming more and more talented, money is always full, his belly is getting more and more abs and his lover is higher than the mountain

8. Dear wife, today is my wife's birthday. Let me help you with the housework, thank you for everything. Hep less, my wife!

9. Dear wife! The new age has come, I wish you will be more and more young, but your temperament must also be cooler. Hihi.

10. Happy birthday to your housewife. I wish you always young and beautiful. I wish you all the best!

11. Happy birthday to you, my lovely little wife. You are my whole world. I love you like I love every breath of my life.

12. Wish your wife always "fresh, cool personality, always happy and life is always smooth"! Happy Birthday!

13. New age wish you more health and happiness with your little family. Happy birthday my wife!

14. Wish you always "happy, young, healthy, cool personality, smooth life" and always "smiling, loving life, full of vitality"

15. Happy birthday to one of the most beautiful, beautiful, and charming citizens on this earth. Happy new year wife.

16. Happy birthday dear wife! Wishing you a new age with "aggressive" beauty sublimating, money rushing to advance and "jubilant" love exploding!

17. My life is flat chest! So you've added a new year, I wish your wife one more joy, one more happiness with flat chest! Always love flat breasts!

18. Today is my wife's birthday, I wish my beloved wife to be healthy, young and full of joy. Even if your wife is fat, I still love you.

19. Thank you for this day... last year my mother gave birth to me. If there wasn't that fateful day, he would still be without a wife now... Hihi. Happy birthday to my lovely wife!

20. Today is the birthday of the mother of a few children, I wish her a lot of fun and happiness. Especially, please stop scolding my father and son. But it's so ferocious.

21. Every birthday season, my wife is 1 year older. There are many wrinkles again, but I love it. I hope my wife is always happy and happy with my father and children.

22. My wife's birthday, I have nothing to give you. Well, let me give you a child so that I can raise them to be human. I wish you a happy and happy birthday.

23. Tinh… Tinh… you know that your wife only likes to hear this sound, right? Happy Birthday my wife! The wife is 1 year older, so the jump account is just symbolic. Hihi.

24. It's mine, listen to the kids say today is her birthday. Well, she comes home early from work, I make ready rice. Come back to eat. Wish her a happy and happy birthday.

25. Mom, it's my birthday today. I wish you happiness and joy, please hold my hand and raise your children to adulthood. Happy birthday wife!!!

26. This year's wife's birthday, I have something. Although I want to pick stars in the sky, my husband still searches for it. Because of you, I can do everything just hope you are happy and happy.

27. Happy birthday to my "rooftop". Happy birthday roof top, 1 day collect money pile, 1 week collect money bag, 1 month collect money suitcase, whole year hug money and sleep...

28. On behalf of the President, the President of the National Assembly, the ministers, more than 9 million people in Vietnam and more than 8 billion people around the world, I wish my beautiful wife more and more beautiful and radiant.

29. His wife is like the weather, sometimes it's sunny and sometimes it rains erratically. Like I always love and love you with all my heart, forever. I wish you a happy and happy birthday. Happy birthday dear wife!!!

30. Rumor has it that today is my wife's birthday. But my father and son have nothing to give you, let's go to sleep so I can cook and clean for my wife today. Husband loves his wife very much, wish her a happy birthday.

31. This message is sent from a prepaid subscriber to a postpaid subscriber who still owes a fee. On the occasion of his wife's birthday, he solemnly asked his wife to transfer money to him so that he could buy gifts for his wife. Please end.

32. On my wife's birthday, I didn't even bother to tease you. Just a little bit of Oxytocin makes the wife love her husband more. Happy birthday to my beloved wife and husband and children.

33. Today is my birthday! Wish you always maintain your fierce beauty, sublimated career and money in the air like water! Wishing you a jubilant and explosive new age dear! I'm proud of you!

34. That's her. Don't be mad at me anymore, I didn't mean to anger you. Love me and my children, please ignore and celebrate my birthday with my father and son. I wish you always happy and healthy.

35. Sometimes it's sunny and sometimes it rains, although his wife is crazy sometimes, but he is always in love. Today is my wife's birthday, I will receive this month's salary. Happy birthday to my wife and less crazy.

36. The fatty meat of my life. No matter what happens in this life, my husband still loves me to the fullest, so please eat a lot. It's okay to be a little fatter. Happy birthday to my beloved wife.

37. This message has no fat, no cholesterol and no drugs, it just has a lot of sugar. But no matter how much sugar it can never be as sweet as you! Happy birthday dear wife!

38. Happy birthday, collect money pile in 1 day, collect money bag in 1 week, collect money suitcase in 1 month, sleep with money all year. May all your birthday wishes come true. Come on, blow out the candles on the birthday cake to dream of magic! Wishing you: happy birthday and full of laughter, always love life and full of vitality.

39. Can't believe an angel came down to your life! Do you know that you have beautiful wings? Your wings are so great, always spreading out to hug you and your baby! But today is your birthday, let me be a little bigger than you! Let me open my arms to hug you! Happy birthday to you!

40. His wife is sometimes very stubborn and deserves to be spanked. But that's all I think, I'm not going to spank you! Because every time I see your cute face, my heart melts! Today is her birthday, she looks even cuter in this dress than usual! I really want to put a thousand kisses on your lips! Happy birthday my dear!

Happy birthday wishes to my godly wife

1. Happy birthday to the mother of your children. Let's grow up a little more with a new age :)

2. Celebrate his wife's birthday, but her wife told her that she has only been blowing birthday candles since she was a child!!!

3. Today is his wife's birthday and he is full of guests. Well, let's celebrate my wife's birthday later. Husband earns money :))))

4. My husband didn't sleep all night because he thought about 60 years of his life. Happy birthday to my wife, from now on will always be happy, love life, and be happy. Love you!

5. Happy birthday to your wife. This year's birthday, I talk a bit too much, and chat a bit too much. After the new age, I just need you to be healthy and safe with me and the little Jack.

6. On the occasion of Crush's birthday sharing the same bed, I immediately took my crush to the movies to confess my love.

Only 75k to have a warm hand in the Christmas season, this investment is not necessarily a loss.

Happy birthday dear wife!

7. Happy birthday to you, dear wife. By the way, can you send me an iced black glass with a kiss on the cheek from you?

8. Today is your birthday. I wish you success in your future work. New Year wishes you many new happiness and happiness.

9. Bitter coffee has sugar

If you are tired, I have a father and son

Love is being together when the weather is happy, and being quiet together when the weather is stormy. Rest assured, my father and son are still here. I will still hold your hand firmly. Happy Birthday honey!

Funny happy birthday poem

Happy birthday

Full of warm rice

Stumbling all year

Mom always

without being bored.

Happy birthday to you, happy new year:

Fresh as a heavenly flower;

Strong as a diamond stone;

Extraordinary snake power;

Overcome all difficulties.

Wife's birthday

Today is my wife's birthday

Walking around him going in and out

I don't have any money in my hand

Refrigerator runs out of cabbage and kohlrabi

Lu rice now knows… butt

Fish and meat jerking their hips: "It's over"

Calling his wife, she just laughed again:

"Brother, it's summer sun but it's spring rain

Brother, I'm missing clothes

The neighbor's husband bought the ring as a gift

Brother, what am I pregnant?

Dude, what are you up to today?"

…

Bad for a skinny body

"Being" hugged by her but dumbfounded because of... money

Her safe is extremely durable

Money in is easy, money is not

Want to be worthy of a husband

Want to be gallant, want to make merit for her

But life is so opposite

No change, even more illusory

She collected all her husband's salary

Then she begged "don't forget"

It means that hidden funds come out

Otherwise... she cut the "tonight's gift" rate.

I have a very straight personality

Black funds, red funds never cause

Minus the "salary" for the wives

Just a few "sheets" every month

But the wife still complains:

“Hide salary so much? Which children do you raise?"

Today she is sweet again

Maybe change the "tactical", what to do now?

Happy Birthday To My Wife

Today is my wife's birthday

I have been thinking since yesterday afternoon

I'm too poor to buy gifts

So at night, go to the river to find

The shrimp is also big

And the fish did a good job…good luck

In the morning, the two of you join hands

Let's cook together to celebrate

Love her with tears in her eyes

In the past, it was quite a celebration

Unexpectedly lucky life

Sick wife.. loss business...for now empty-handed

There is only one day in a year

Happy birthday to my wife like this

She knows how to comfort her

Well, don't think that you'll lose your joy

I'm poor but happy

I want to go to the kitchen and take out the shrimp pot

This afternoon reunited the whole family

Happy eating and happy wife

How many years of sweet sharing

Never let my wife be like this

Determined to do… to have a day

Rise from the furrows of today.

Happy Birthday Dear Wife

It's my wife's birthday today

Husband is away from home and has no flowers

I hope my wife understands that

Also because life has to be far from a good wife

I wish my wife peace and happiness

Whole life healthy and peaceful

Full of happiness

And in life joyfully love life

I just wish words like that

Let our family see joy

Love and share sweetly

Happiness together repels bitterness.

Happy Birthday honey

I wish my wife, Happiness is very.. very much

Always happy, healthy and full of warm love

Our family is full of life

Full of laughter, full of love.

Fresh lips, beautiful eyes

Radiant pink light, shoulder to shoulder sticking together

On my birthday, I give you red roses

With this heart ..will forever mean Phu-Thi.

Twenty years, we've been on the same path

I wholeheartedly join hands to build

Thank you life, for the love you met

My half with all..heart..Love.

Happy Birthday My Life Friend

Thank you life for giving me

A treasure he always wanted.

How many obstacles in life have you overcome

You have merit as a solid pedestal.

My father passed on his passionate eyes

And a heart full of love,

Hardships and hardships are never afraid

Give him a little bit of fun.

Mother gave a dowry the shape of "bee bottom belt"

With long legs and ivory skin,

I'm on fire to make your heart yearn

We are immersed in divine happiness.

The bride's homeland is green and gentle

There is a silkworm that gives me hair

A bowl of green tea gives me sweet words

The mile waltz takes my love to sing for you to get drunk!

Lam river flows quietly day and night

Stroking my bare white feet

The chisel fish, the cod fish give me more flesh and bones

The golden sand forever remembers your footprints...

You are the gentle autumn moon

As a fireplace to warm up on a winter day

Is a cool breeze on a sunny day

It is a brilliant flower garden in the middle of spring.

Life is hard, years of hardship

My soul still hovers in the garden of poets

I understand everything you think

Nurturing him with the miraculous quartet.

On the long road I lift you up

I understand your immense love

Even though there are hundreds of strange lands

I still come back to where you are!

Thank you life

Let me meet you, give me happiness.

His life has been filled with honors and humiliations

What's the point if I don't have you?

Above, CachHayNhat shares beautiful, meaningful, funny, and brief birthday wishes for his beloved wife that we want to share with you. Hope this article will help you to make the other half of your life have the happiest and warmest birthday!

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